| Okay, so I promised Hannah a few years ago that I would go buy her a plane ticket to Germany to see her ever so suave lova Klaus. As she boarded the plane she looked out the window...the sunset, as she watched the planes take off of runway 47 she knew she couldn't wait to be in the sky. Mid-flight a stewardess asked her if she'd like rice krispies and chicken or Won-Ton noodles and Chicken...Hannah being adventurous asked for both liquidated together into a bowl with a hint of vodka. At the landing Hannah looked around until she noticed all the accents. Immediately, HanHan had collapsed from such a euphoric surrounding and was glad she had taken all those German lessons. Every where people where saying things like, "Check out that curly haired cutie" and "what a green eyed beauty ...7"
Klaus's friend Ibaeth asked him if he could help him get ready to meet his date. Supa K, being a manly man, said, "Zip me?" of course Ibaeth couldn't help but be so obliged to do such a high honor for the allmighty chancellor Klaus into his Prada shoes and Vuitton blazer, all of which were custom made with the finest alligator skin, grandest mink fur, and sharpest diamonds.
Skipping ahead a few hours: Klaus was outside waiting in his limo as he watched the tv. "OH MY GOD, IT SEEMS THAT..." but that was all he heard. K-vonheithershnocker himself turned his head to see that fine feline Hannah walking in his direction. Who knows how she spotted his limo. Mabye it was the shining black exterior, perhaps the hot tub in the back, or the fact that her name was inscribed with rubys on the side. Whatever it was, they knew they were both staring back at each other. Klaus helped Hannah with her stuff in the car as he told Jeeves, "Take this back up to the estate. I'll take the scenic route." As the bags were packed into the care two mopeds where unveiled and removed from the trunk and Klaus said, "Everything I have is yours my darling. Just don't scratch the scooter. It's from Jared." Upon hearing these ever-so-sweet words, Hanners boared her streamlined moped and they sailed off into the sunset over the alps.
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH! A girder from the side of the road is torn off and thrown clear across the city. Klaus turns to see his arch-nemesis has returned. GODZILLA. So this is what the news was about! Chancellor Klaus has fended off space aliens but has only been able to trick Godzilla by playiing dead and surely it would not work this time around!
"HANNAH IVE GOT TO LET YOU KNOW NOW! HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME!" and then they kissed so slowly like they were in a movie, smiling in the moonlight, hoping it would be like this tonight and every night (that parts for you brendan and you reggie and the full effect...you owe me) After this embrace Klaus knew his task. He ripped off his shirt only to reveal 2 machine guns a sweaty wife beater, camo pants, and a red bandana that magically appeared tied around his forehead. As he ran towards Godzilla in a hopeless attempt to defeat this villian the two collided and the force from Klaus' gigantic musclely muscles against the green brute that it put shame to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Both bodies were defeated, torn, lifeless. Then it turned out that was Klaus' not so evil, evil twin brother. (DUH I mean he didnt even hug Hannah when he saw her at the airport) Klaus ran to his sweetie and their arms entwined. BUT WAIT! Hannah KISSED his brother! THE PLOT THICKENS ...to be continued |
SAM
yes yes look at the little emo smilee! So anyways I had 
said I get to hang out with her soon! Sooo super! Well later friendy friends!
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! ah it was hilarious! Anyways, lots of things have happened lately: I went tubing with Tim on some river near San Antonio and then I went wakeboarding/kneeboarding with tommy which was fun as anything ever. There are other things too but oh well.
